I'm a sell-sword front-end web developer!
Stop. Don't call me — I've got loads of work on at the minute and the current assignments take precedence over any wonderful theoretical opportunities. If you're into that kind of stuff head over to my LinkedIn profile for detail — but don't message me there (I update it, never check it); email me instead.
When I've got a spare minute, I'll go to troll on StackOverflow, pleading for my answers to be marked as accepted.
And when the above's still WYSIWTF, I'll WYSIWYG stuff on jsFiddle.
Sometimes I'll be left with a second or two to pontificate on Twitter.
I no longer have time for being in the best band in the world.
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